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Enjoy my fucking blog, you beautiful piece of human being!!

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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interlube:

the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music

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just a reminder: I am hot as hell

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thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(hits buzzer) Sorry. Delicious is not spelt “Deliciousde”

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untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

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encourage:

Thank god the eyebrow trend covered up the thigh gap trend bc hating your body should never be a thing

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barackobama:

barackobama:

it is now a federal offence to unfollow me, sorry I don’t make the rules

Wait

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omgitsbrilliant:

livindavidaloki:

redhjedi:

The Hulk ain’t never lied.

I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

Omg, it’s true

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