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Enjoy my fucking blog, you beautiful piece of human being!!


i guess you learn something new every day

(via a-mysteryworthsolving)


Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.

(Source: hurricane-, via mynameschai)

How bra stores seem to think things work:

Anything smaller than a C cup:Must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup:A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup:Beige. Lots and lots of beige.



*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via dutchster)


Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via hotboyproblems)


you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

(via dutchster)


all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep

(via crunchier)

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