Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.
I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.
|Anything smaller than a C cup:||Must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.|
|C to D cup:||A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.|
|Anything over a D cup:||Beige. Lots and lots of beige.|
*tries to talk*
“you should talk more!”
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick